Any list that has Dr. Phil as one of the most 100 important Americans shouldn’t be taken seriously enough for any analysis, but what the hell. This is a breakdown of Discovery’s such list -- . In reading the rules, the general public voted on this, which pretty much says all that needs to be said about our education system.
My List From The 100 (in alphabetical order)
1. Abraham Lincoln
2. Alexander Graham Bell
3. Alexander Hamilton
4. Amelia Earhart
5. Andrew Carnegie
6. Babe Ruth
7. Benjamin Franklin
8. Bill Gates
9. Carl Sagan
10. Charles Lindbergh
11. Chuck Yeager
12. Dwight D. Eisenhower
13. Eleanor Roosevelt (Anna Eleanor Roosevelt)
14. Elvis Presley
15. Frank Sinatra
16. Franklin D. Roosevelt
17. Frederick Douglass
18. George Patton
19. George Washington
20. George Washington Carver
21. Henry Ford
22. Jackie Robinson (Jack Roosevelt Robinson)
23. Jesse Owens
24. John F. Kennedy
25. Jonas Edward Salk
26. Malcolm X (Malcolm Little)
27. Mark Twain (Samuel Langhorne Clemens)
28. Martin Luther King Jr.
29. Michael Jordan
30. Muhammad Ali (Cassius Marcellus Clay, Jr.)
31. Ray Charles
32. Ronald Reagan
33. Rosa Parks
34. Sam Walton
35. Steve Jobs
36. Steven Spielberg
37. Susan B. Anthony
38. Theodore Roosevelt
39. Thomas Edison
40. Thomas Jefferson
41. Wrights Brothers (Orville & Wilbur Wright)
Let's be clear here - there are some pretty shaky, sentimental choices above as well. I love Ray Charles, so he's in. But does he belong there? Also, in the great scope of things, will anyone really remember Steve Jobs, Steven Spielberg, or Sam Walton? I do keep the top three athletes of all time (Ruth, Ali and Jordan) as well as Jackie Robinson for breaking the color barrier.
Culling more from the list...
People who, idiots, are NOT Americans – at least not born and raised here, which seems to matter in a list like this.
Albert Einstein
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Cesar Chavez
Nikola Tesla
Perhaps this is xenophobic, but it seems if we are making a list of important Americans, it should matter where you are born and raised. Would anyone consider Ivan Lendl a great American? Or Tracy Ullman, who just got her citizenship? I think not…more importantly, no one would think of them as Americans. It’s a stretch that doesn’t need to be made.
People who have NO business being considered an all-time most important American
Barack Obama – Love the guy. He’s a ONE-TERM SENATOR RIGHT NOW.
Barbara Bush – No first ladies, aside from Eleanor Roosevelt HAVE EVER DONE ANYTHING.
Bill Clinton – The best president of my lifetime still doesn’t belong here.
Bill Cosby (William Henry Cosby, Jr.) – why?
Billy Graham – He’s plenty evil, but I don’t see it.
Bob Hope - aside from being a good comedian and living a long time...I'm not seeing it.
Brett Favre – Look, if a QB is going to show up, it’s Joe Montana. And he has no business being here.
Christopher Reeve – nice sentiment, but…no.
Clint Eastwood – why?
Colin Powell – For being such a gigantic pussy?
Condoleezza Rice – Oh, now I’m getting angry…
Donald Trump – Somehow, I feel like he made sure this would happen.
Ellen DeGeneres – If her coming out had changed gay rights one iota, sure.
George H. W. Bush – For sucking?
George W. Bush – For being the Worst President Ever, perhaps.
George Lucas – no. If any movie makers belong here, it’s Spielberg and Welles.
Hillary Rodham Clinton – no first ladies ever. Even her tenure in the Senate isn't that noteworthy.
Howard Hughes – no way he’s here if The Aviator hadn’t come out last year.
Hugh Hefner – nice impact, but no.
Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis – Oy, with the first ladies.
Jimmy Stewart – Great guy, great actor…still no.
John Edwards – Good lord. He served one term and had a failed VP bid.
John Wayne – Almost kept him in.
Johnny Carson (John William Carson) – Him too, but nope.
Laura Bush – AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Madonna (Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone) – No way. Plus she talks with a British accent now.
Marilyn Monroe – no.
Martha Stewart – good lord.
Mel Gibson – Oy.
Michael Jackson – He almost made it, but the molester bit kind of taints him, no?
Michael Moore – Christ.
Oprah Winfrey – She does have an impact, but I HATE HER.
Pat Tillman – A nice sympathy vote for a good man. Not nearly close to one of the most 100 important Americans though.
Dr. Phil McGraw – This is so preposterous…he’s a fat fake shrink.
Rudolph W. Giuliani – right now, he was just a good mayor of NYC. And Bernie Kerik’s buddy.
Rush Limbaugh – seriously, was this list designed to make me angry?
Tiger Woods – Great golfer, got kids to start golfing but…who cares, really? And I golf.
Tom Cruise – Good lord.
Tom Hanks – See Tom Cruise.
The rest of the list are people I can’t really complain about but I just don’t agree with the relevance. But GOD, can’t we do better? If we are including sports stars, where is Arthur Ashe? Where is Thurgood Marshall? John Adams? Milton Friedman? What about Philo Farnsworth – he invented the lifeblood of every American, the TV…anyhow, it’s a dumb list.