Stay classy, Dontrelle.
I really didn't think there was going to be anything funnier to report in baseball today than the fact that Ken Griffey Jr has already broken a bone and it's not even January 1.
But this report about Marlins pitcher (star?) Dontrelle Willis being picked up for a DUI after being..well, I'll just quote the story directly:
An officer saw the former NL rookie of the year stop his black Bentley in the South Beach neighborhood, get out of the car and urinate in the street. Police spokesman Bobby Hernandez said the officer noticed signs of intoxication as he approached Willis, who failed a field sobriety test.