If there is a bigger blowhard than David Caruso, well....it's probably Tyra Banks. But that's not the point. The point is that Caruso has become a joke for his over-dramatic pauses, the way he puts on (or takes off) his sunglasses as he delivers a deadpan, generally horribly scripted catchphrase, just before The Who busts in with the theme song to CSI: Miami. As it turns out, I've never seen that show, though I enjoy the Vegas (original) edition of the show and I love Emily Proctor...but Caruso makes it impossible to watch. This You Tube video mashes up his worst offenses, and makes them even funnier by inserting the theme song after every zinger.
Sure, it's probably four minutes too long, but it's still very funny stuff.