Someone is watching...
Ah, sometimes there just is a WEE bit of justice:
As President Bush took a question Thursday in the White House Rose Garden about scandals involving his Attorney General, he remarked, "I've got confidence in Al Gonzales doin' the job."
Simultaneously, a sparrow flew overhead and left a splash on the President's sleeve, which Bush tried several times to wipe off.
Nice. By the way, is there any reason this had to be sugarcoated? A "splash"? How about, "a sparrow pooped on the President"...?