Babes Love Baseball
Oh, my goodness, I love this site. Or, at the least, this post. It's in response to the "news" of Alex Rodriguez's mistress (who is apparently both a Scores dancer and Playmate), the site proposes some mistresses for other current ballplayers.
My two favorite choices:
Curt Schilling and Ann Coulter.
Which one of these two likes to hear themselves talk more? I can imagine long pillow talk sessions over why each of them is so awesome, and why George Bush and Republicans and being a self-important waste of human hot air is so awesome. Imagine the fist-pumping that would probably take place.
I should add that the photo of Coulter - clearly in the Top Ten of most loathsome humans anywhere - is the best photo I've ever seen of her. I usually just think she looks angry, overly thin and fake blond.
But the greatest? Has to be this one: