So...I'm in Vegas, for a conference (shop.org if you care), and because the Mandalay Bay was full, I'm next door at The Luxor. It's a hotel I haven't been in since 1994, if memory serves, and the Egyptian pyramid scheme is pretty much as cheesy as I'd remembered, but the room is actually quite nice and cheap, and I'm barely here.
On my cab ride to the hotel from the airport, I saw a billboard advertising "Fantasy," an adult entertainment show at said Luxor hotel. (Which I believe is a euphemism for "what you do with your girlfriend or wife if she doesn't want to go to a strip club with you.") Anyhow, the ad featured three pretty hot women, a blond, brunette and redhead, and I can't say it didn't catch my eye.
Then, I got to the hotel, where I saw the same ad, except MUCH closer up...
I mean, these girls are obviously not unattractive, but...really, they don't look so great here. They ALL look like they've spent way too much time inside rooms with too much cigarette smoke, and possibly that they've each done a bit too much crank in their day.
I'm just saying, after seeing the billboard, I was mildly intrigued. After seeing it close up - and assuming that these three lovelies are the best the show can do - I'm feeling sort of sad.