I'm such a nerd.
That I find this brief bit by McSweeney's to border on the brilliant:
LIT 101 CLASS IN THREE LINES OR LESS
WINSTON: Don't tell the Party, but sex is way better than totalitarianism.
EVERYONE: Surprise! We're the Party.
WINSTON: Oh, rats.
The Great Gatsby
NICK: I love being rich and white.
GATSBY: Me, too, but I'd kill for the love of a woman.
DAISY: We can work with that.
More at the link in general.