People, These Jokes Write Themselves
So, The Federal Marriage Amendment is back in front of Congress - that would prevent non-heterosexual marriage, you know...because right now all of us are threatened by the fact that some gay folk can enjoy the rights and happiness of marriage just like us.
But that's not the funny.
It's being sponsored by Larry Craig and David Vitter. Yes, these are the two bastions of marriage - one man accused of soliciting gay sex in an airport bathroom, and one who was busted for using a prostitution ring for years.
Ah, the Grand Ole Party is just fun to watch sometimes.