The Truth Is Funny
I've linked to Stuff White People Like before, but they are now publishing a book and being interviewed by folks like Vanity Fair. Which is ducky.
I mention this only because in said VF.com interview, the SWPL person wrote this:
Due to its big, sweeping sound, Coldplay’s music is perfect for montages about relationships in television and film. Because of this, many white people have listened to a Coldplay song on their iPod while looking out the window of an airplane or car, imagining that they are acting out a scene from a movie about their life. It is their secret shame and it is strongly recommended that you never bring it up with them. Instead you should direct the conversation to white hero Gwyneth Paltrow and her choice of baby names. This is guaranteed to put a white person in a good mood.
If you don't find that funny, then you probably like Coldplay just a LITTLE too much.