April 2009

I Am Cameron's Cooler Side

This ... is genius, if of course a total lark about Ferris Bueller's Day Off:


My favorite thought-piece about Ferris Bueller is the "Fight Club" theory, in which Ferris Bueller, the person, is just a figment of Cameron's imagination, like Tyler Durden, and Sloane is the girl Cameron secretly loves.

One day while he's lying sick in bed, Cameron lets "Ferris" steal his father's car and take the day off, and as Cameron wanders around the city, all of his interactions with Ferris and Sloane, and all the impossible hijinks, are all just played out in his head. This is part of the reason why the "three" characters can see so much of Chicago in less than one day -- Cameron is alone, just imagining it all.



And it's worth remembering ... wow, Mia Sara (Sloan) was really hot back then.

What ever happened to her?

Swine Flu Madness

It's sort of crazy to me what is going on right now with Swine Flu...when 36,000 people die yearly in the US alone from the flu, the current reaction seems a bit overboard.

But, as noted elsewhere, that's a preferable reaction than no one taking it seriously. Let's be clear, the current swine flu isn't anything to really worry about - it's what that flu may transform itself into that is truly scary. The phrase I read in John Barry's NYT op/ed the other day that horrified me was "What happens next is chiefly up to the virus."

Yikes.

In the meantime, here's a lighter side of a subject that seems to scare the crap out of most of us:

On the 49ers Draft Picks

A final (first?) thought on what I would like to see the Niners do in this weekends NFL Draft:


ANYTHING.


Seriously. I've seen projections of them nabbing an offensive linemen (knowing nothing other than what I'm told, I prefer Michael Oher since he was the focus of Michael Lewis' brilliant The Blind Side), a defensive lineman, Mark Sanchez (QB-USC) and pretty much every position but WR (since Michael Crabtree will be long gone) and RB (since Frank Gore doesn't need a backup just yet, at least not in the first round).

If they drafted a kicker or punter, I might honestly cry, but aside from that I just want to see quality skill players. This is a young team with promise and a LOT of holes. If they think Sanchez is the long-term answer, I'm fine with that. If they can shore up the lines (the biggest part of the game and perenially something this team tries to solve on draft day), go for that, too. Just do something and find an impact player.

The NFL Draft, Five Years Later

Earlier in the week, I did a run-through of the last 25 years of the Forty Niners drafts, which I and a few other souls found interesting. One of the things that became clear as I got into the most recent years is that it is really hard to evaluate talent just a year or two after they join the NFL unless you are talking about breakout stars like Patrick Willis, for instance.

Or, like the guy featured to the right, details about who are below the fold.

So, I’m doing one more analysis – looking at the 2004 draft from five years ago, and seeing how the first round results went. Enjoy, or ... don’t. Once again, details below the fold.

Pick #NFL TeamPlayerThoughts
1San Diego Chargers Eli Manning, QB (traded to Giants)He may not play at an elite level every day, but a Super Bowl ring is a Super Bowl ring. He was worth the top pick and the Giants are happy about it. I still can’t believe anyone would go out of their way NOT to live in San Diego and play with LDT. Grade: A
2Oakland RaidersRobert Gallery, OTDefinitely not a great pick, Gallery has his moments but at times aspires to be average. He’s now playing left guard and doing better, but nobody drafts guards with the 2nd overall pick. Grade: C+
3Arizona CardinalsLarry Fitzgerald, WRFitz is one of the best WR if not the best in the game right now. This was a fantastic pick and should only get better with time. Grade: A
4New York GiantsPhilip Rivers, QB (traded to San Diego)Rivers has emerged as a strong QB threat in the league and should be a rock in San Diego for a long time. When I saw his throwing motion in college, I admit I didn’t quite see this coming. I won’t give him an A because San Diego should have been able to sell their team better to whiny little Eli. Grade: B+
5Washington RedskinsSean Taylor, FSThe saddest entry on this list, as Taylor was shot and killed by home intruders in 2007. Before that, he had already positioned himself as one of the hardest hitting safeties and a force in the game. Grade: A-, though sadly incomplete.
6Cleveland Browns (from Detroit)Kellen Winslow II, TEWinslow, when healthy, is a top threat at TE – but he doesn’t stay on the field, has been an off-the-field distraction, and now plays in Tampa. Rule: If you aren’t with your team in five years, it can’t be a GREAT pick. Grade: B-
7Detroit Lions (from Cleveland)Roy Williams, WRWilliams is now being average in Dallas, though at times looked like he was ready to make the leap into stardom. This wasn’t a bad pick at all, but it wasn’t great.Grade:B
8Atlanta FalconsDeAngelo Hall, CBHall made two Pro Bowls with the Falcons, but is on his third team (Redskins) already, mainly because of his attitude (they call him MeAngelo, which actually makes me laugh.) It’s shocking how many of these high picks are on new teams. Grade: B
9Jacksonville JaguarsReggie Williams, WRWilliams has never been more than a bad option as a #3 WR, and clearly was a bad reach here. Grade: D+
10Houston TexansDunta Robinson, CB Robinson won the Defensive Rookie of the Year in 2004, has started ever since joining the league and was franchised by the Texans in the off-season. Clearly, a difference maker. Grade: A-
11Pittsburgh SteelersBen Roethlisberger, QBI’m still not convinced he’s a 4000 yard, 35-TD QB, but he’s clearly a leader on the field and already has two rings. Facts is facts, and Big Ben was clearly a great draft choice.Grade: A
12New York JetsJonathan VilmaVilma made the Pro Bowl in his second year, but injuries and general decline in productivity had him leave the Jets and join the Saints prior to the 2008 season. He’s decent and a solid run stopper, but nothing dominant. For what it’s worth, apparently his middle name is “Polynice.” Grade: B
13Buffalo BillsLee Evans, WRThe first of two first round picks, Evans has been a real hit or miss receiver. It should be interesting to see how he does with T.O. across from him, but he’s had one nice year (2006) and otherwise been a disappointment. Grade:C+
14Chicago BearsTommie Harris, DTHarris is a three time Pro Bowler and a two time All-Pro selection. He’s an integral part of what is often a top defense in the league. Great pick. Grade: A
15Tampa Bay BuccaneersMichael Clayton, WRClayton showed so much promise his rookie year and has done almost nothing since. He doesn’t even start regularly on a team desperate for good receivers. Grade: D+
16Philadelphia Eagles (from, sigh, San Francisco) Shawn Andrews, OTOffensive tackles don’t make a lot of headlines, but Andrews has made the Pro Bowl twice and first team All-Pro once. Look at Brian Westbrook running free or Donovan McNabb (generally) staying off his back and you see why this was a great pick. Grade: A-
17Denver Broncos (from Cincinnati)D.J. Williams, LBHe’s clearly versatile, having played three linebacker positions. And he’s managed to somehow turn being named Genos Derwin into the much cooler “D.J.” but otherwise he’s a nice fill but nothing dramatically special here. Still, you need guys like Derwin. Grade: B-
18New Orleans SaintsWill Smith, DEA very solid pick, Smith was fresh in 2006 when he made the Pro Bowl after 10.5 sacks. But aside from that, he’s a very good, not great player. Grade: B+
19Miami Dolphins (from Minnesota)Vernon Carey, OT Carey has started every game in the last three years, though he clearly wasn’t so dominant as the team chose Jake Long and moved him over to RT. Still, he’s a dependable starter on the line, and that’s worth something. Grade: B+
20Minnesota Vikings (from Denver) Kenchi Udeze, DE Udeze was a decent player before sadly having to retire with Leukemia. (Which seems to be in remission, thankfully.) Based on when he did play, I’ll give this pick a Grade: B-. Cause I’m easy like that.
21New England Patriots (from Baltimore)Vince Wilfork, DTMy immediate reaction was to think of Wilford was a huge stud. He’s made the Pro Bowl once (2006) and is a real plug on the line. But he’s not quite as dominant as I had thought. Guess those announcers really do love the Pats. Grade: B
22Buffalo Bills (from Dallas)J.P. Losman, QBYou have to feel for the Bills. With Losman and Evans, you know they thought they’d locked down their offense for years. Evans didn’t do much, and now Losman isn’t even on the team (he’s a FA currently, replaced by Stanford’s Trent Edwards.) Despite a few flashes of his talent, Losman was an interception machine and didn’t make people forget Rob Johnson as quickly as they wanted to. Grade: D.
23Seattle SeahawksMarcus Tubbs, DTTubbs looked promising in his first few years, but fell prey to injuries and was released by the Hawks in 2008. Injuries are rough and unpredictable, but what counts is what happens on the field. Grade: C-
24St. Louis Rams (from Denver via Cincy)Steven JacksonJackson has never fully capitalized on his obvious talent, but he’s clearly a great grab this far down in the first round. You’d really love to see him being a lot healthier, but he’s the man in St. Louis now, for a reason.Grade: B+
25Green Bay PackersAhmed Carroll, DBA real loss of a pick here. Carroll has barely started in the league and played 2008 with the Jets, without starting a game. Grade: D-.
26Cincinnati Bengals (from St. Louis)Chris Perry, RBPerry is perennially going to be the next starter on the Bengals, and his presence helped chase Rudi Johnson out of town. But he was so inefficient that he was replaced by Cedric Benson. Ouch. When that happens, it can’t be a great pick.Grade: D+.
27Houston Texans (from Tennessee)Jason Babin, DEBabin apparently didn’t do much with either the Texans or the Seahawks, and is now out of the league. His Wikipedia page, however, does note that in college, he “…was known for having a pre-game ritual where Friday nights before games Babin would eat an entire bucket of fried chicken, bones and all, to psych himself up” Grade: F.
28Carolina Panthers (from Philly via San Francisco)Chris Gamble, CBGamble has been one of the best cornerbacks on the Panthers since being drafted; that doesn’t necessarily make him one of the best in the league, but he’s an important part of the team.Grade: B+.
29Atlanta Falcons (from Indianapolis)Michael Jenkins, WRJenkins really did very little of note his first few years but seems to have finally found a good match with QB Matt Ryan. While he’s still not a dominant receiving threat, he should continue to develop and contribute. I’ll give him a generous grade based on his continued upside. Grade: B-.
30Detroit Lions (from Kansas City)Kevin Jones, RBJones was a very good rookie and looked to be turning into a league stud, then had a Lisfranc injury and now backs up Matt Forte in Chicago. Still, as picks go, this was a good one for Detroit.Grade: B.
31San Francisco 49ers (from Carolina) Rashaun Woods, WRA tragically bad pick. Woods caught all of seven passes for the Niners, and is long out of the league. He was cut in the CFL recently. Sigh. Grade: F.
32New England Patriots Benjamin Watson, TEWatson is a very good blocking and receiving tight end, and in another system he’d probably have better stats. For the last pick in the round, this was a pretty strong pick by Belichek, even if he doesn’t fully utilize Watson. Grade: B+.



Holy Shnikes, I Would Have Loved To See This

Paul Weller brings Johnny Marr on stage at Coachella to play "A Town Called Malice" -- the fidelity isn't great, but who cares...this is a pretty rare thing to see or hear. Enjoy.

Admit It, You Didn't See This Coming

With the NFL Draft beginning tomorrow, rumors are flying everywhere about potential trades (some of them actually transpiring, like Tony Gonzalez to the Falcons) while teams are continuing to bluff, bob and weave about their dream pick. The Detroit Lions, they of last years 0-16 record, are the only team with complete control as they have the #1 pick and can choose anyone. So who are they leaning towards?

Report: Lions To Use No. 1 Pick In NFL Draft On Ryan Leaf

DETROIT—Reports coming out of the Detroit Lions camp indicate that the organization is set to make retired NFL quarterback Ryan Leaf the first pick in the 2009 NFL Draft..."You can build an organization around Ryan Leaf," [Lions general manager Martin ]Mayhew told reporters, adding that Wake Forest linebacker Aaron Curry, Georgia quarterback Matthew Stafford, and Baylor offensive tackle Jason Smith lack Leaf's professional experience. "We think the people of Detroit are going to go crazy when Roger Goodell calls Ryan Leaf's name this Saturday." Leaf told reporters he hadn't even been notified by the Lions about their decision, but when asked if he would play for the struggling team, he responded, "Sure, okay."


Yes, this is from the Onion. Who knew that they had a sports section?

The GOP "Leadership" Are Scared Little Babies

I've never understood why it is 'tough' to refuse to even be seen in public with an enemy. It leads to only one option, a military option, for dealing with problems.

And Hugo Chavez is barely an enemy; he doesn't pose any real threat to our country. And yet the GOP is all up in arms about the meeting. (Because, of course, they're hoping that ONE of their critiques will actually have some legs.)

And while I'm not a real fan of Hilary Clinton, when you watch this video you get a sense for the strength she brings President Obama by being able to forcefully rebut this nonsense on a public stage:



For what it's worth, this is even more evidence that Indiana Representative Mike Pence - he who compared the Iraqi markets to those in Indiana in a fools pretense that all was well - is a hopeless ninny. Seriously, look how proud he is to be quoting from this book; you know he feels like he's being profound and sage, when in reality he's just a big dumb dude with a microphone.

The Forty Niners Draft History

With the NFL Draft coming up this weekend, I thought it might be fun to look back at some old drafts and see how they fared. Somehow, that turned into me looking at the last 25 drafts of the San Francisco 49ers, and rating them. This is the kind of thing I do.

So, click the link below to see a breakdown, year-by-year, of the last 25 drafts of the Forty Niners. A word of caution: It's not always pretty.

Year1st Round Pick Other Notable PicksThoughts
2008Kentwan Balmer, DL Chilo Rachal, OL; Josh Morgan, WRMorgan showed a lot of potential his rookie year; Rachal a bit, and Balmer barely played.Grade: Incomplete
2007Patrick Willis, LBJoe Staley, TWillis is one of the premier linebackers in the game and the best pick the Niners have made in ten years. Staley looks like he can be a force on the line as well. Grade: A-
2006Vernon Davis, TEManny Lawson, DE; Michael Robinson, RBWe’re at the point where these guys still have a chance to prove something, but this is it for Davis who is way more hype than talent. Lawson also needs to stay healthy and provide a pass rush the Niners really need.Grade: C+
2005Alex Smith, QBDavid Baas, G; Frank Gore, RB; Adam Snyder, TThe Smith pick is ready to be called a huge, huge bust, but Gore’s emergence as one of the top backs in the league certainly balances that out. Grade: B
2004Rashaun Woods, WREesh.Woods was a horrid pick here, and even though Andy Lee, the Pro Bowl punter was picked in the sixth round, I can’t rate this draft anything but a bust. Grade: D+
2003Kwame Harris, TAnthony Adams, DT; Brandon Lloyd, WR; Arnaz Battle, WRThese guys are all still starting in the league, and have had capable seasons. If that sounds average, you won’t be surprised by the grade.Grade:C
2002Mike Rumph, CBNone. (Jeff Chandler, K does not count.)Eeesh. I’d managed to forget how bad this draft was. Rumph was a national joke for how badly he played in some big games. The end of the draft did yield a few starting offensive linemen, but overall this draft really stunk.Grade: D-
2001Andre Carter, DLJamie Winborn, LB; Kevan Barlow, RB; Cedrick Wilson, WRCarter has been starting in the league ever since, so I can’t rate this too low, and the same is true for WInborn. Barlow had a flash of greatness before fading, and Wilson was a pretty steady WR as well.Grade: C+
2000Julian Peterson, LBAhmed Plummer, CB; John Engleberger, DE; Jason Webster, DB; Jeff Ulbrich, LBAside from Peterson, this was a real ‘workingman’s draft’ with a lot of capable starters but no studs – again, aside from Peterson, still a top LB threat in the league.Grade: B+
1999Reggie McGrew, DLChike Okeafor, DE; Pierson Prioleau, DBA very bad draft. McGrew stunk from the get-go, and I include the others because they’ve lasted as starters in the league through last season. That’s worth something – but not a lot. Grade: C-
1998Jim Druckenmiller, QBMarc Edwards, FB; Greg Clark, TEThat’s actually the Niners entire draft. And while I could make noise about the fact that Edwards and Clark started many years in the league and were capable, the fact that they took Druckenmiller this high is a stain nothing can erase. Grade:D+
1996NoneTerrell Owens, WRIt’s worth nothing that the Niners drafted Isreal Ifeanyi before Owens, a DE who played three games in the NFL. But with Owens on this list, as a third round pick no less, makes this draft a success. Grade:B+
1995J.J. Stokes, WRNoneJust typing this makes me nauseous. Stokes was never worth the picks traded for him, and just flat out stunk. Grade: F
1994Bryant Young, DTWilliam Floyd, FB; Lee Woodall, LBBY wasn’t just the ultimate clubhouse guy, he made four Pro Bowls and started for 14 seasons and should be a Hall of Famer. Floyd “Bar None” was a great fullback, and Woodall made two Pro Bowls at LB after being a sixth round pick. Grade: B+
1993Dana Stubblefield, DL Elvis Grbac, QB (Rd 8)Aside from the novelty of taking another guy named Dana, Stubblefield was a solid force on the line and a three time Pro Bowler. Grbac turned into a competent QB and was a good value in the last round. Grade: B
1992Dana Hall, CBNoneAnd, a terrible draft. Hall was taken to eventually replace Ronnie Lott’s place and if that doesn’t make you groan, I don’t know what will. Grade: F
1991Ted Washington, NTRicky Watters, RB; Merton Hanks, CBFinally, a good draft. Washington never really fit in with the 49ers but was a plug on the line for many teams, with four Pro Bowls in 13 years starting in the league. Watters was a mouth royale, but a huge steal in the second round (“FOR WHO? FOR WHAT?”) and Hanks also made four Pro Bowls in the secondary and had the longest neck in recorded history. (This may not be true.) Grade: B+
1990Dexter Carter, RB Eric Davis, DB Wow, Dexter Carter. I’d tried to forget about him. The 49ers thought he’d be the next Dave Meggett and instead he was in over his head. Davis ended up starting for nine years, with two Pro Bowls and an All-Pro bid, saving this draft from the cellar. Grade: C-
1989Keith DeLong, LB Wesley Walls, TE The first real bust in the first round, DeLong was a non-entity. Walls notched five Pro Bowls, though none of them were with the 49ers. Everyone else was not worth mentioning. Is it coincidence that this was George Seifert’s first draft? I think not.Grade: D+
1988None. Pierce Holt, DE; Bill Romanowski, LB; Chet Brooks, DBNo one here was amazing, though Romanowski was the biggest name. Brooks would have been a great strong safety but blew his knees out. Grade: B-
1987Harris Barton, TNoneBarton was a dependable anchor on the line for years, named to one Pro Bowl and two All-Pro first teams. However, no one else in the draft made any impact at all. Grade: B.
1986NoneTom Rathman, RB; Tim McKyer, CB; John Taylor, WR; Charles Haley, DE; Steve Wallace, T; Kevin Fagan, DE; Don Griffin, CBWith no first round pick, it goes down as perhaps the single best draft any team has had – ever. All the guys noted above were starters, and Haley, Rathman and Taylor in particular were some of the best at their positions.Grade: A+
1985Jerry Rice, WRNoneI’d say picking the best WR in the history of the game counts as a top grade, even without any other names making noise. Grade: A

First, Second and Third: Kill All The Lawyers

I don't have much to add to the horrible reality of the CIA memos released yesterday, confirming what most folks knew already: The Bush Administration looked for justification to use practices on prisoners that we decry as torture on other nations. Indeed, one of the memos ends with this simple but horrifying note:

We recognize that as a matter of diplomacy, the United States may for various reasons in various circumstances call another nation to account for practices that may in some respects resemble conduct in which the United States might in some circumstances engage, covertly or otherwise.



In other words, yeah, we knew what we were doing was torture AS WE DESCRIBED IT, but no worries if we're doing it, cause we're the good guys!

Apparently, President Obama and AG Eric Holder have now put the country in grave danger by not only releasing these but not redacting much at all in these memos (and good on them for that), to which I say, bullcrap.

I mentioned to a friend of mine a few months back that Bush and Cheney could and should be held accountable for war crimes, and he laughed me off as hysterical. These memos prove that Bush and Cheney REQUESTED legal cover for these despicable acts, and worse yet, they got them. That's clearly not doing one's job as a good lawyer. As my increasingly favorite political blog, The Anonymous Liberal puts it:

As I've said many times here before, the most culpable parties in this whole disgusting affair are the lawyers. Their job was to stand up for the rule of law, to tell the Dick Cheneys of the world that what they wanted to do was clearly illegal. They didn't do that. Indeed, they went to elaborate lengths to give their legal blessing to conduct they had to have known was illegal.


Chief among these lawyers is John Yoo, who UC Berkeley inexplicably retained with tenure after this horror show. He is the one who called the Geneva Convention "quaint," and enabled these actions by letting those who inflicted these practices know that it was "legal."

Time to pay the piper, Yoo. What scum. So glad they're not in charge anymore.

Yeah, I'm a Sucker Too

I could live with out the asides from the stagehands (or whoever they are), but the video of Susan Boyle in Britain's Got Talent is, indeed, pretty amazing.

What a crazy great voice and spirit.

I wish they'd not have disabled the embedding for this one, but regardless it is well worth your time to check it out. (Unless your heart is made of stone, in which case, pass.)

On Those Pesky Teabaggers

(Seriously, I still can't believe these ninnies call themselves that...and I know this sign is more of a random fringe dude rather than any supposed 'normal' folks protesting, but still...awful stuff there.)

This from The Anonymous Liberal is really as good a way of putting it as I've seen:

In fairness to the teabaggers, though, I suspect that the real gripe is not about taxes per se but about perceived out of control spending (and the related fear that taxes will have to go up at some point down the road to pay back the debt). This is a legitimate concern, one that's shared by everyone. But the anger over it is still horribly misdirected. First, where were these teabaggers when the last President squandered a major budget surplus on tax cuts for the wealthy and an ill-advised war? Second, while I understand the apprehension about spending billions of borrowed dollars on stimulus and bailouts, surely even the teabaggers understand that this money is being spent in the hopes of averting economic catastrophe. Whether or not you believe that it's being spent effectively is a separate debate, but surely we can all concede that these are emergency measures, not routine appropriations. So again I ask? What's with the anger?

If someone lights your house on fire and someone else comes along and tries to put the fire out, however ineffectively, isn't your anger better directed at the person who started the fire? Surely even the teabaggers on some level understand that the Obama administration did not cause the current economic crisis (and if they don't, then we're back to confused and/or dumb). Sometimes cleaning up after a disaster is expensive. That sucks. But your anger is always better directed at the people who caused the disaster, not those striving in good faith to clean up the mess.


Emphasis mine. Seriously, I remember these same folks marching the streets when Bush gave away a surplus and ran up the biggest deficit in history, except that I don't remember that at all because it never happened.

More to the point, Obama has been in office for three months. THREE MONTHS. He's cleaning up a mess that it took Bush and Cheney eight years to achieve. Those guys worked hard at fucking up the country; Obama can't be expected to fix it overnight.

(cough)

Lovely people, these.

Streak For The Crap

ESPN has a feature on their site called Streak For The Cash, in which you choose from one of maybe twenty possible contests. They range both across sports, and you don't always have to pick a winner, sometimes they are prop bets. (Such as, for instance, how many shots under par Tiger Woods will be on Saturday, etc.) The "cash" part of the title is that if you have one of the longest winning streaks, you are eligible to win up to $1,000,000.

Anyhow, it seems pretty fun and I always like gambling for free, so I'm in.

But here's the thing. I've got a good streak going -- all of losses. I literally have a four game losing streak. And perhaps it's just self-justification, but I think that's fairly impressive.

I'm pretty sure that in Keno, if you manage to get zero numbers, you actually win quite a bit of money. So, where's my cash for being so crappy at this?

Hello? Anyone?

Progress? Sort of.

Every time I think we've leapt full hog into a digital age, I have to be reminded about the crazy lines at the post office on Tax Day.



OK sure, that photo is from five years ago, but I'm still not going to the Post Office today.

Happy Easter

I honestly have nothing else really to add.

Silly, Sad Or Somewhere In Between

One of the many frustrating things about the last eight years was that when many folks who were unhappy with the direction the country was going in, those who supported the administration would say things like, "Get over it" or otherwise mock the 'hysterical left' -- and while much of it was genuinely objectionable for the way they did it (suggesting anyone who dissented was a traitor or didn't love his country, etc.), what really got under my skin was when it was more laughing disdain.

That's why I've tried not to pay attention to two things going on in the Republican Party these days. But, it's Friday night, my kid is sleeping and my wife is actually baking cookies and the Giants are in a rain delay. So, if I'm going to spend some time here, it's going to happen now.

First, there is this thing about "Going Galt." If that doesn't mean anything to you, you probably haven't read Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand, a book I enjoyed quite a bit. It's a novel (and often, not a terribly well written one, though again exceptionally entertaining) that outlines the Rand framework of objectivism, something many people have adopted as a personal philosophy. (One of the biggest? Alan Greenspan.)

In any case, Galt leads a charge with the leading industrialists where they stop working, they "stop the motor of the world" to refuse to support a government that is giving their money away to the 'looters.'

The 'genius' suggestion - made by a leading Republican blogger who is also the wife of the author of Instapundit, one of the pre-eminent such blogs and written by a college professor who is also somehow a complete nincompoop -- anyhow, the idea is that those who are being 'punished' by Obama's henious tax code should do the same - stop working or cut back so that they have less income to be taxed.

In fairness, the original suggestion was really more of an open question, but also in fairness, a bunch of people genuinely took it seriously and chatter began (and apparently still exists) about doing exactly this. Listen to the horrors this group of folks are enacting on themselves and the world economy:


"I have frozen hiring in my firm. ... No investments will be made in taxable accounts -- only 401k/IRAs. I am buying silver and gold instead of CDs or stocks with non-qualified money and savings. I have stopped taking new clients, thus freezing my income. I barter more and more. Spend less. I stopped leveraging assets (don't borrow)."

"I have cut WAY back -- I'm no longer buying retail, driving out of a 10-mile radius, spending money on eating out or putting my money in a savings account. I am using the money to pay off all of our debt. It has made our family closer, more appreciative."


I'm trembling here, because by Going Galt these folks are threatening to be ...fiscally responsible. NO!!!!!!!!! (What's more, in the book, it was the truly successful engines of capitalism...If Rick Wagoner and John Thain want to Go Galt, I'm begging them to do just that.)

It's a silly, idle threat but I'm all for it. If people want to make less money as a statement, they should feel free to do so.

But it pales in comparison to the TeaBag movement.

Now, it's hard to really write about this without giggling, and that's because like just about everyone but the people who started this know, there's a whole other meaning to the word teabagging that's not quite in line with the Fox Family values. But anyhow, it's a name for the protests that some people are doing, and planning on reaching their zenith on April 15 to protest ... well, that's not as clear. It's essentially just an anti-Obama rally, focused around the supposed tax hikes he's waged against the country. (Except, he gave 95% of the country a tax cut. Apparently, the GOP has a hard time understanding the difference between raises and cuts - see the fake hubbub about the Defense budget this week.)

I don't have any problem with people protesting against President Obama. (Especially when they make signs like the one shown here.) Protest is important and it's a hallmark of our country. (Whether networks and corporations should be sponsoring these as is happening is another question, but not one I'm particularly fired up about.)

What does really surprise me - bother, yes, but primarily surprise - is that this is all really about returning tax rates to where they were less than ten years ago. People make fuss about deficits, but they're the same folks who didn't blink when President Bush turned surpluses into the biggest deficit ever. Every other issue is really small potatoes to the taxes.

And that's the thing -- they impact five percent of the country. Now, that's a loud five percent, and it includes the majority of the folks covering the news on TV, which contributes to why it gets aired. There are many on the right who think that any tax increase is the work of Satan himself (though they excuse their hero Ronald Reagan for doing it throughout his administration) ... but as Seth Meyers would say, "REALLY? Really? That's what you are going with?"

Eight years ago, these people got disproportionately large tax cuts over everyone in the rest of the country. The economy is in disarray -- while the official unemployment rate has soared to somewhere just south of eight percent, the real number in many large, metropolitan areas is close to twice that. We're in two wars that have been mismanaged for years. And the richest of the rich want to lead a charge about the fact that they won't get to make as much money?

It's so petty, it's so selfish - it's really galling. These people have every right to their feelings about it, but really - this isn't a position they should be boasting about. It's a position they should be ashamed of. And I should be wagging my finger at them, but ...

It IS fun to watch the party sort of self-immolate and collapse, because everyone stops to look at a car crash. While most people I know who are Republicans are perfectly nice, the party itself over the last eight years turned into something truly loathsome. So I don't mind watching this car crash, slowly, and intentionally and, most of all, amusingly.

President Baruch Obama

Interesting, and cool.


On Thursday, President Obama will participate in an event at the White House where he will discuss the need to enhance the quality of healthcare afforded to members of our Armed Forces and our Veterans. The Press Secretary will brief in the afternoon. President Obama and his family will mark the beginning of Passover with a Seder at the White House with friends and staff.

The Jerusalem Post notes that Thursday’s event is “believed to be the first White House Seder attended by an American president.” Yesterday, Obama also issued an official White House letter with his “warmest wishes to all celebrating the sacred festival of Passover.” “Chag sameach,” he added.


(But ... but ... he's a secret Muslim, isn't he?)

Happy Passover, y'all.

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