Can You Describe This Better?

You may or may not watch Project Runway, and you may have your own opinions about reality TV in general, but I think everyone can agree that this is an awesome review:

"A.J. had created only one garment, and he contributed it to a look that I’m at a loss to describe. It was something like: a horseback-riding airline stewardess wearing a business shirt from the NBA center she slept with last night." 

Thanks to The AV Club, as usual, for the review.

Here is the garment in question and ... I honestly am not sure I can come up with a single better description of it.

Perhaps this is because I know nothing about fashion (apparently, this is something called a "dress-shirt," which seems to me a very convenient way of saying "oversized shirt that's as big as a dress") but what do I know?

On the other hand, this isn't a "Grandpop sweater" either, which also made an appearance on the show this week.

I really don't understand fashion. But, if you can come up with a better description of the above, please leave it in the comments!