The Real Mitt Mathers

Damn. This is a hilarious mashup of Mitt Romney, Obama and a few news anchors to the tune of an Eminem tune you probably will recognize ...




Well played.

The 49ers Offseason: Alex, Lose The Tude

It occurred to me late during the 2011-2 49ers season that I'd barely written about the amazing season they were having, and had. Mostly, that was because I wasn't writing about much at all, for a variety of reasons, but also it's a lot easier to write about things you are upset about (see: Singletary, Nolan, etc.) than a great season you don't want to jinx.

And if that isn't the dictionary definition of a "blog," I don't know what is.

But, it's true - and it was an amazing year, and one that positioned the 49ers so well for 2012, despite a much tougher schedule and improved division. I'm eager to see what they do in the draft, but I'm encouraged by the fact that they've re-signed their entire defense, and added Randy Moss and Mario Manningham to the receiver core, losing Josh Morgan for a much higher price than the two combined. I'll take it.

Google Fail

I'm on board with Google - I know they're supposedly evil despite their earliest mantra but I don't care. I'm utterly dependent on it for searching, email, and have pretty much converted over to their browser, Chrome.

But here's a serious fail. This blog is also part of the Googleplex, as they've owned Blogger for years. And the one browser I have issues with posting this blog? Chrome. Seriously.

There's a word for this, it rhymes with SAIL...can't quite place it....

Note: I have no idea who this is smashing his head into a hurdle. Hope he is/was alright. Still funny.

Peyton Manning: Buyer Beware

No, I don't know whether he's healthy or not, and it's not clear where he's going. Tennessee? Miami? Arizona?

New owners should remember, however, that he has a dark side people shouldn't forget about:




They should remember this because it's awesome. And very funny.

The Obama Anger Translator

Another installment from Key & Peele of our very angry President!

Or, sort of. Good stuff.




Note that the unemployment rate, while much better, is indeed down one job - Osama bin Laden Hunter BECAUSE THAT JOB DON'T EXIST NO MORE